We may need a more extreme approach

"boredalways" (boredalway666) 11/10/2020 at 18:00 • Filed to: shitpost, Batman's contingency plans for the Justice League, Justice League: Doom, DCAU, Oppositelock

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Maybe it’s just the anxiety talking, but I fear that we may need to resort to extreme measures. To save Oppo.

To save us all.

So I figured we need some inspiration from someone that knows every tactical advantages.

So here ’s Batman reviewing his contingency plans for the Justice League incase they go rogue.

Obviously, we don’t have to be as extreme as The Great Detective.

Unless we have to.

and 100 more > boredalways 11/10/2020 at 18:23

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Let’s start our own oppo, with blackjack and hookers!

opposite-lock.com

Cash Rewards > and 100 more 11/10/2020 at 18:49

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Forget the oppo and the blackjack!

boredalways > and 100 more 11/10/2020 at 19:02

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CB > boredalways 11/10/2020 at 19:07

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Contingency plan to solve most Oppos:

- Put a rusty shitbox in a parking lot

- Hit it with a railgun once the Oppos gather near it

Or are we talking about a different extreme approach?

boredalways > CB 11/10/2020 at 19:15

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It’s almost exactly what I was thinking. Almost.

Swap out “Oppos” for “S easonings ”

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > boredalways 11/10/2020 at 20:40

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I’d have thought a Zoom meeting would do the trick...

OPPOsaurus WRX > boredalways 11/10/2020 at 20:47

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we should really all leave a nice goodbye post to the people killing us off.....

boredalways > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 11/10/2020 at 20:56

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Who's going to be the one in their underwear, or the one with a vibe under the table, or the kids constantly interupting, or all of the above, on the Zoom?

boredalways > OPPOsaurus WRX 11/10/2020 at 20:57

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A shit emoji with herbs sprinkled in?

OPPOsaurus WRX > boredalways 11/10/2020 at 21:10

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yea, a couple hundred final posts of that should be fine

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > boredalways 11/10/2020 at 21:15

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It might be more truthful to phrase the question in a more 'Who isn't..' kind of way...

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > OPPOsaurus WRX 11/10/2020 at 21:47

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Where is G/O headquarters? I’m guessing we could drop a few j alopies on block on their front porch...

OPPOsaurus WRX > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 11/10/2020 at 21:54

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davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > OPPOsaurus WRX 11/10/2020 at 22:04

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I like where this is heading...

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > OPPOsaurus WRX 11/10/2020 at 22:24

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27th floor, great. All we need to do is block the elevators.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > CB 11/10/2020 at 22:26

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You forgot the for sale sign with a low price. Really any thrashed $500 econobox would be enough. 

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > boredalways 11/10/2020 at 22:28

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Oppositelock neutralization plan #135

Strategic deployment of cheap broken cars including but not limited to Toyota Tercels and VW Golfs. This will trap an Oppo at home for the foreseeable future.

Grindintosecond > boredalways 11/10/2020 at 23:52

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Is there an equivalent to a burning bag of poop for the Kinja people's doorstep?